giant tool

a giant douchebag who thinks they are insanely legit but are actually one or more of the following
a. a huge sheister
b. like to suck cocks (see also cocksucker)
c. like to urinate in public locations

Jordan is a giant tool- he thinks he's hot shit, but he's really annoying. Also, he peed behind the student center.

by M Trafton June 1, 2009

/b/tool

Someone who browses a forum other than 4chan. When they try to be funny they use a /b/ meme.

My friend was pretty funny until I found out he was just a /b/tool getting jokes from 4chan.

by bjsherisspeedeh October 1, 2006

timmy the tool

A little jerk who lies to peoples face about stupid things and then tries to appologize after he says he hates you.

omg i like totally got in a fight last night?!
ohhh man with who?
TIMMY THE TOOL!!!

by shibbsterz January 21, 2008

Tool Golfer

A kid who wears Puma hats and puma shirts both matching colors, typically has long hair to look like Rickie Fowler.
Also a kid who typically isnt good at golf and shoots in the 80s consistently.

Today I saw a kid who looked like a tool golfer, he was wearing all orange puma attire, call him Zach mason.

by Im Mutually a douchebag March 15, 2011

Tooling out

A person that is drunk and that is incapable of handling his or her's own alcohol consumption. This may manifest itself in belligerency, throwing up, or ruining a party for others. And other wise, being a fuck up.

Wilson Makaio is "tooling out" in the bathroom. She is throwing everywhere. She couldn't handle her own alcohol consumption.

by AAAA March 18, 2012

Cool tool

The "thing" that a person uses to make them cool, or make them think that they are cool!

He uses weed as his cool tool.

by sashbri2 May 23, 2009

Lama tool

An Ak-47, uses 7.62 mm rounds, kills people.

Dude was a damn fool, made me have to pull out my Lama tool.

by Dty86 May 17, 2008