moster toaster

A crazy paranoid short person. Often seen perfroming in a circus show. Associated with sideshow freaks.

We threw rocks at the moster toaster and it cried

by 2012 March 18, 2003

Sex Toaster

noun. person who is so hot, all you want to do is bang them.

My boyfriend is an incredible sex toaster.

by girlwithasextoaster February 6, 2013

Throat Toaster

When a girl is giving you a blowjob and you fart down her throat, warming it ever so softly.

That throat toaster qas tasty.

by kimosabi June 27, 2014

toaster

getting a straight person to go gay for the first time. Like when you open a new account at a bank they used to give you a toaster.

Susie got a toaster last night at the Indigo Girls concert.

by divamermaid October 31, 2009

toaster

n.

A racial slur denoting a Cylon, or a person of Cylon origin. Used in reference to the highly reflective metal used in the construction of the original Cylon Centurions, and its similarity to the metal used in the construction of bread-toasting devices.

"You never loved anything or anyone, so don't try to sit there and tell me you did, you goddamned toaster."

"Get the hell off my ship, you toaster-loving son of a bitch."

by President Laura Roslin September 3, 2005

toasterating

The act of having sex witha toaster,while its on high.

Some robber was toasterating with my toaster,that freak

by Fo Realist December 24, 2010

toaster buttcheeks

When a guy puts a slice of bread in between his girlfriends buttcheeks then she farts and it flies out.

"Dang bro last night Brenda and I got freaky. I used her buttcrack like a toaster for my bread!"

"Like toaster buttcheeks?!"

"Yeah!!"

by Dan McBurgerking December 25, 2016