Pig Knees

When a humans cartilage decides it hates its life so it has to be replaced with pig bits. Side effects involve casual oinking, developing cravings for swill and the occasional urge to hunt for truffles.

"Hey, do you smell bacon?"
"Oh that's just old Pig Knees over there, he's just come back from a run."

"Does anyone know if Chris is coming?"
"Yeah he's outside at the moment, rolling around in the muck...he just hasn't been the same since he got those pig knees."

by Dan Collette October 25, 2017

guini pig

An Italian police officer.

Wow, that Officer Travoli..he's a real Guini Pig!

by peckerfuzzball May 6, 2018

Pig Bennis

swap the b and the p and you will find the exact meaning...

Brendan has suck a pig bennis he cant get an erection

by 💩💩💩💩💩💩💩💩 March 1, 2018

night pig

a legendary creature that has shaggy, dark purple fur, and lots of razor sharp teeth. it looks like a boar, but has long, strong legs, and can run very fast. it is four times larger than an average pig. it hunts by night and eats by day. they can easily break into your house and slash your throat in your sleep. being attacked by a night pig is worse than a huberbluh.

oh my gosh, its a night pig!!! everybody ge-
*the night pig kills everyone in sight, brings them back to its den, and eats them one by one.*

by 500kit500 March 9, 2017

Scooter Pig

Officer, somewhat, often riding around on an electric scooter/ golf cart/ Segway, handing out tickets for no good reason. Also called a meter maid or a dick.

"Oh man, that scooter pig is ticketing my car"

by PhantomXero August 19, 2016

teacup pigging

Going balls deep into a shank while eating sandwiches and playing the music of beck on cassette tapes and clips of Bill Clinton on VHS simultaneously.

I can't get the image of Monica Lewinsky outta my head after teacup pigging Aubry last night.

I got into teacup pigging to combine all my loves of music, history, sandwiches and sex.

by Astate indians October 28, 2012

orchard pig

A pig that waits around an orchard for fruit to drop instead of rooting in the forest for a meal. Used to define a lazy person who waits for something to fall into his or her hands instead of working for it.

That salesman is such an orchard pig. He expects the customers to cold call him.

by Eatmore October 9, 2013