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Google war

When one or more people search google for articles to prove their point.
John says that women like smaller dicks so James uses google to find a article saying how women only like larger penises. John replies “I am not going to google war you” and leaves.
by Mister Swinger February 26, 2020
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google stalker

A person who aimlessly stalks different locations via Google Maps Street View.
Dude, Tim is a total Google stalker. That guys knows about everywhere but he's never left his home town.

Did you hear about Dave? His ex got a restraining order against him and now he's just her Google stalker.
by Tenacious C September 20, 2016
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Google-a-phobe

- Someone who'd rather publicly ask their Facebook friends a question that they could have easily looked up on Google.

- Someone with a fear of using Google

- Someone too lazy to use Google

- Someone so old that they have no clue what Google is or what it's used for.
"Hey there Facebook friends, I got this new recipe. What's 180 degrees celcius converted to fahrenheit?"

"What are you...some kind of Google-a-phobe?
by HoroscopeGangsta.com October 22, 2013
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Google slides

The ultimate and powerful slides that only the gods posses
Juanquavius: hey did you hear that Alex got the Google slides?

Shaggy: like yeah man, I heard he's one of the only gods the possession such a powerful possession
by Lord farquaads dad August 7, 2020
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google delay

A pause in a daily activity caused by someone needing to look up a definition or fact on the internet before proceeding.
The waitress wanted to take our order, but there was a lengthy Google delay as I looked up "Escolar" on my husband's Blackberry.

OUr Scrabble game was interupted by multiple Google delays, for instance, when no one believed that "crudite" was a real word.
by GreatLakesMeg November 10, 2009
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Google-clean

To be Google-clean is to be free of dirt relating to you on the internet when your name is put into an internet search engine like Google. It can be used in a relative sense, as in "how google clean is she?". You may not be considered completely google-clean if there is another person with the same name who comes up with negative stuff on them.
I think we should hire him. His resume looks good and he came up Google-clean.
by Ricky Pompeii April 7, 2008
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Google hangouts

For android users or for people to video call android users when the other person has a iPhone
Broke niggas use google hangouts with a phone from Walmart uses a android
by Roasting og May 12, 2018
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