Person of the opposite sex that's referred to a best friend ensuring that they'll still get laid in event of a break up.
By King's decree because I said thee'
By King's decree because I said thee'
Man, did you hear Collin fukd Kat after him and Karen broke up? Told you that was his security screw. I knew they spending too much time together! I mean who goes dumpster diving?
by KingDirtyness March 30, 2023

by elliottsucks June 3, 2019

Instead of a crew change off the tugboat, that's normal crew change. But a Screw change is when you get screwed by not getting off or far from port
by MeowMeow Man August 21, 2019

by Zmann December 17, 2021

v. to fuck
by natalie_118 May 18, 2018

Men and Women both get caught up in the moment and excitement and of course black and blues may occur. A woman for example, may receive black and blues on her thighs/hips where being tightly held by a man during intercourse. A man for example, may have bruises or scratches on his back from a woman digging her nails into his back when she's coming. Such bruises are 'screw scars.'
by DJ Meshuganeh April 10, 2012

When someone tries to deceive or mislead another person with a sarcastic lie, the attempt is so obvious or poorly executed that the other person immediately recognizes it and calls them out on their nonsense.
Alex: "Yeah, sure, I totally met Beyoncé at the grocery store last night."
Jamie: "Right, because Beyoncé does her own grocery shopping. Stop screwing with reality, Alex."
Jamie: "Right, because Beyoncé does her own grocery shopping. Stop screwing with reality, Alex."
by AcademicGenius June 25, 2024
