Finishing-Wife

The wife of any man that expects to die soon i.e a final wife. (NOUN)

We asked the nursing home resident who that lady with him was he told us it was his finishing-wife

by A-1n February 22, 2020

Yelling wife

Yelling wife is defined as if your dog is barking at the back door and your wife is yelling at the front door, who do you let in first?
The dog of course ... at least he'll shut up after you let him in!

Don’t try to become a yelling wife; otherwise, I am going to get those noise-cancelling headphones.

by Urban_Ritz September 22, 2021

wife beater

Stella Artois.

My mates were all on Pudding Larger, but I opted for Wife Beater.

by Nic September 25, 2003

Marine Wife

The best breed of women on this Earth specifically for the toughest warriors in the world. Brave, tough but sweet, takes no bullshit, tenacious, and dangerously beautiful. You can look, but don't touch; she'll make you wish you hadn't. If she doesn't; Well, shes protected by a US Marine.

"Damn look at that babe."
"She's a Marine wife.."
"Damn, I was going to ask for her number...but her Marine would kill me."
"Hah! If she doesn't first."

by Greggy Po. June 5, 2016

Bitchy Wife

A statement of redundancy, typically used to poetically illustrate the absurdly horrible nature of a particular situation.

Sure, I could have registered both cars at the DMV, if I wanted to go for the full bitchy wife.

by Dangerfox April 12, 2012

battered wife

Wife or girlfriend who is victimized by being physically, emotionaaly and/or verbally abused by their loser boyfriends or husbands and are convinced that it is okay or that they will not find anyone else to love them and are practically brainwashed.

Girl 1: he hit me again
Girl 2: why do you put up with him?
GIrl 1: because he tells me he loves and needs me. I am the only one for him.
Girl 2: you're starting to sound like a battered wife

by nemo enola July 16, 2014

Chef's wife

a woman in a relationship with-a chef.

Chef's wife Usually has two careers, her own and of course that of her chef. Understands terms: “doubles”,“covers”, and “purveyors”. Doesn’t understand but deals with: dinner at 2am, chefs that smell like onions a...nd fish, Christmas (and every other holiday alone), callused hands, and the always prevalent conceited attitude. After all, aren’t they kind of a big deal?

by Kelly Put-Put October 24, 2009