Timothy

Has a huge penis. I mean absolutely HUGE penis. Watch out to not get bitch slapped by his MASSIVE pp.

I was railed by Timothys massive pp.

by Def not Timothy ;) June 16, 2022

Timothy White

bloodshot's carry

Oh yeah, Timothy White is sooooo good at CS:GO

by awesome nyrea July 7, 2022

Timothy

a major douchebag (boy) who messes with your feelings and is emotionally manipulative. has really bad breath and is an awful kisser. also has a very tiny dick.

“stop being such a timothy”
“is that the douchebag”
“yes”

by cockfunny July 27, 2022

Timothy

Has the most beautiful soul of anyone I know. Very sensitive(not in a whining way) but tries to hide it. Deflects arguing and anger with comedy! Extreme connoisseur of Sarcastic over their head intellectual humor. Gets nervous when someone he loves is in pain or hurt. Someone who has been deeply hurt and you can see it in his eyes. No matter how hard he tries to deflect. You'll sometimes find yourself in tears just watching the beautiful disaster that is Timothy! Makes every morning worth waking up just to see his sleepy cuddly lovable self say "Morning, love bug! I love you!" Oh and he can't get anyplace on time EVER! But, it's adorable to watch him get himself together to leave!!

Everyone's life would be splashed with beautiful colors if there is a Timothy in it.

by Future Miss October 15, 2022

timothy

tim is a kind loving person that sees the truth he knows peoples feelings but is bad at dancing very funny and loves trees

Timothy is a sweet friend

by theskdjeedcv October 28, 2022

Timothy

Time of the Month

My boyfriend and I are trying for a baby but it turned out to be just another Timmy Timothy.

by Packets November 13, 2022

Tims

Same as everyone else generally says, handsome, friendly, practically perfect in every way! only my name is Tim too.. But imagine what I’m like when I lose my shit to my alter ego. Murders, wars, cucks.. yep, Tim can be a bad ass too! Just saying!..

- Warning About Tims - read label before washing!
Wife(39)# Can’t believe u put the cat in the washing machine!.
Not her hubby# yes well, I was bullied at school sometimes when I wasn’t bullying others!
Wife(39)# anyway, I made u some lunch.
Not her hubby# Won’t ur ‘!real hubby!’ Tom mind?
Wife(39)# about what? Ur the only one who cares about such things! ..know our neighbour, Karren .A, whom ur fucking too right!?..

Not her hubby# ..yea.
Wife(39)# well she doesn’t care either does she!..
Not her hubby# …no, she hates cats! But She’s pretty straight for a raspberry split! ..And she woulda put more butter on my sammich too! and a pinch of salt!
Wife(39)# see! Told u! It’s only ever been about the sex! OK!

Not her hubby# well wtf didn’t anyone tell me? Why is everyone so jealous and such losers?? All this time I just thought u were angry and yelling at japs?!! I even became a Christian because of it, u just would not stop ‘Sccreaming’!? I thought u were possessed. I didn’t even know women don’t orgasm with men. I even pastor a small church because of the lies and abuse! But don’t worrie, None of the women are married, I made sure. I exorcised them all. 4our 8ours.. all is calm.

by -dipshit November 20, 2022