Goof My Moo

The act of stroking one’s penis

Dude she’s so hot I want her to goof my moo!

by MooGoofer May 29, 2024

Meathead Moo-Hard

A large, boisterous, round, angry, impoverished degenerate purchasing meat products with food stamps at a truck stop while under the influence of drugs or alcohol.

I wanted to spice up my nachos but some meathead moo-hard snatched up all the onions from the condiment bar.

by kitchenspazz April 27, 2017

Moo

Moo is a cute nickname you could use for a loved one, close friend, or family.

Moo come here!

Love you moo.
Take a nap moo.
You okay moo?

by Dr. Jenn notepad July 12, 2020

moo

cow noises;mostly used for singing YMCA by Village People, or protesting for animals to drive.

MOO IF YOU WANT ANIMALS TO DRIVE!!!!!

by houyt February 17, 2022

E-Moo

Something your retarded mom says

Mom: I dont like your black eyeliner you look like a E-Moo
Me: Do you mean emo??

by daisy95 August 17, 2011

Moo Moo

An innocent cow that’s the best and, one and only pink cow

Who ever bothers to hurt moo moo will die.

“Hey Moo Moo 🐮 you’re pretty ugly,” said a random person
Moo Moo “ ARE YOU INSULTING ME??!!”
“Um, yeah,”
“You DIEEEEEEE”

by anonymous May 23, 2021

Koo-koo-moo

A political or religious fanatic who rarely uses critical thinking when coming to any conclusion related to their own biases and belief systems. They regularly justify their behavior and beliefs without rational explanation while using slander, lies, manipulation, and other forms of subversive behavior against others who don’t think, believe, or act as they do.

The Koo-koo-moo’s showed up to the council meeting and disrupted the entire meeting by being loud, aggressive, and boisterous in an effort to get their own way.

by The Newtonian March 12, 2025