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arse pole

A clever term invented by myself and a friend during an extremely uninteresting French lesson at our bleak little school (Granville Community School in the heart of Woodville). It is the phonetic equivilent of arsehole, but is someone with 1) A big fat cock up their arse, 2) A lampost or something of equal size up their arsehole.
Wow, Josh Khan! You're a stoner AND an Arse Pole!
by francesca November 26, 2004
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Movie Pole

Having sex during a movie.
Let's have a little movie pole after Skywalker gets his hand lopped off.
by womacksmack October 23, 2005
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south pole

a girl that either is or resembles very much like a guy. Got its definition from a person named alex. If you go too far down on alex you will reach a pole
Dude there is a South Pole
by J Wilso April 9, 2005
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10-foot pole

In the world of tabletop role-playing games, "Dungeons & Dragons" especially, a 10 foot long stick typically used by groups of adventurers to trigger mechanical traps from a safe distance.
Jaroslav: "I don't know...I'm telling you, that tile looks definitely sketchy..."
Elliwick: "Well, good thing I brought my untouched 10-foot pole for the only purpose it's gonna ever be used for!"
by TerabyteTom May 28, 2020
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All poles no holes

A situation where men out-number women by a large ratio.
Holy shit, that party sucked! It was all poles no holes over there.
by LooseMittens9 August 9, 2013
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smoke your pole

Suck your dick. First used in the movie 'Cruising' (1980) starring Al Pacino.
"Have you ever had another man smoke your pole?"
by buzz90 September 6, 2007
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German Totem pole

The German Totem pole is a sexual act which requires a minimum of three men, sitting on each other's lap, resembling a totem pole. They each insert their phallic member (which at this point should be rock hard) into the man above. A woman could be positioned at the top of the totem pole for decorative purposes only.
Oh man you rocked the top of the German Totem pole last night! Your arse was packed!

Did you hear about Steve? He was at the bottom of a 10 man German Totem Pole last night, he came for days
by Peanut Butter Dick December 4, 2013
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