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mr. british guy

A person that two kids made up in third grade
by jaeli_joy January 10, 2018
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blind British fuck

both people put on blind folds and you fill your partners ass-holes with tea and you try and dunk a biscuit in the persons asshole and eat it
" I heard Kisha and becky tried the blind British fuck last night" "what slags"
by 2jul0 July 19, 2021
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british tea party

the act of tipping a female ass up. pouring a fresh pot of brewed tea into her ass. then sucking the shitty mess out with a set of straws.
for kellys going away party we preformed a british tea party on her. regardless of her wishes. wow what a shitty delicous mess. yum
by joe appenfeldt April 1, 2008
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British NooB Party

British Noob Party.
a growing movment in modern britain and its colonies, such as england, wales and scotland to name few, that share the views A, noobs should be goverment regulated, through policey, legislation and a control pad
B, the acronym BNP should be owened by the British Noob Party, because Noob hate is cooler than Xenophobia
C, noobs should be redefined as property, so non noobs can own/pwn their very own Noob dailey
D, Total annoobicide for all that oppose the war on Noobs
viva la the despot rule of the noob overlords!
The British NooB Party aims to be a force for postive humour
noob is oringaly derivided from the neophyte around 1850 according to my extensive research
by The noob overlord April 6, 2011
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Fat British woman

A fat British woman is an overweight British woman/girl most of the time will date a back African man
Wow that fat British woman is so fat she has her own satellite
by The real pewds April 21, 2019
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British Blind-Fuck

The act of pushing someones head down (to their stomach area, therefore making them look like they are sucking there own shlong) in a repetitive motion until they beg for mercy.
dude, you just British Blind-Fuck ed matt so good man" "hahaha i know, but matt's a fag anyway
by Anonymous217678687 June 5, 2011
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british reach around

when a member of the British royal guard uses his bear hat between your legs in a circular motion and then reaches around and jerks you off at the same time... Thus giving you the sensation of a bear tickling your balls and putting your cock on a conveyor belt in a factory....
My boyfriend went to the Royal Palace and got a British reach around FML I can never ever satisfy him again
by domkeychoker August 4, 2018
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