A strange phenomena in which a person who is currently sending or reading a text is completely oblivious to the outside world and will not respond to verbal or physical stimuli made in their general direction. Will often evoke anger in people who are trying to talk to the texter.
Trudy: Someone just texted me...
Mark: Who was it Trudy?
Trudy: ......
Mark: Hey dickwad answer me *full hand slap in the face*
Trudy: ......
Cecilia: He won't answer you Mark, he's in a texting trance
Mark: I hate that cunt ass nigger bullshit
Mark: Who was it Trudy?
Trudy: ......
Mark: Hey dickwad answer me *full hand slap in the face*
Trudy: ......
Cecilia: He won't answer you Mark, he's in a texting trance
Mark: I hate that cunt ass nigger bullshit
by Bigry5959 November 15, 2010
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The act of texting or surfing on your I phone while at work. The act of continually not performing your job. Usually a very lazy and non reliable person.
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by TooMuchTime23 January 19, 2011
Get the Textdong mug.Verb; To consolodate copious ammounts of backed up text messages, emails, and or other updates and notifications. Most commonly undertaken amongst circumstances where an individual inadvertantly has free time to spare. ie, Waiting for your take out order,
Waiting for the doctor today gave me some much needed time to textolodate.
I didn't even care that it took those assholes 30 minutes to make me a calzone, it finally gave me a chance to textolodate.
I didn't even care that it took those assholes 30 minutes to make me a calzone, it finally gave me a chance to textolodate.
by Jacobi- April 10, 2011
Get the Textolodate mug.A condition in which you text a friend and unknowingly forget a couple words in the messages repeatedly because you were sitting/standing next to a beautiful woman, thought you typed the words already, were listening to dubstep, or are a titanic idiot.
Texter 1: I lied earlier, I listened to a mess phat dubstep! Then I went store and grabbed a shit-ton of chips! Nomnom :&
Texter 2: ??? That's the fourteen message in a row where you have forgotten some words cause these messages barely make sense.
Texter 1: I haven't been forgetting words. (Checks through sent messages)
Texter 1: Oh shit. I think have Textinheimer's!
Texter 2: Yeah you really do. Have fun!!
Texter 2: ??? That's the fourteen message in a row where you have forgotten some words cause these messages barely make sense.
Texter 1: I haven't been forgetting words. (Checks through sent messages)
Texter 1: Oh shit. I think have Textinheimer's!
Texter 2: Yeah you really do. Have fun!!
by Collin used to be BALLIN May 12, 2011
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Anthony:"Good morning beautiful"
Becca:"How was your night?"
Anthony: "Mine was wonderful with you by my side."
Anthony:"Good morning beautiful"
Becca:"How was your night?"
Anthony: "Mine was wonderful with you by my side."
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