Gary teen

The way the imbecile @Squares on iFunny spells “guarantee”

I Gary teen that guy is homo

by yummy_thick April 15, 2019

teen common sense

This is what adults use when they think they are supposedly smart.

I'm giving a word an extra prefix because why the fuck not? It'll make me sound smarter.

"I hate teens who use teen common sense, unlike normal common sense."

by Coalizee September 18, 2019

Meme-Teen

A Meme-Teen is a meme based teenager that uses social media and jokes on the internet to solve their problems, instead of actually doing something about them.

Terry: Why are you being such a Meme-Teen?
Melody: Because dealing with problems are for adults and intellectuals unlike myself.

by Drunk_Enough_2_Kick_Ur_A$$ May 2, 2018

Teen-O

A girl who's a hoe

That girl is a Teen-O are what she did last night

by ganggangbitch March 25, 2017

lost teen

A teen who makes bad decisions. (drinking, smoking, etc.)

Kylie is always drinking. She's such a lost teen.

by Harrietlonging September 25, 2017

Teen

Normally of the color purple and pink when on a poster or writing. An individual who behaves with rude attitude and with an inclination to rebel against the older, wiser community. When in trouble, they turn into their over-protective parents or Snapchat and are likely to have a pj party with their girls, equipped with flashlights and maybe a hidden bottle of champaign. The party involves crying, pillow fighting, getting "drunk", and dancing with each other and maybe some potential licking.

Yo man, ya boy/wing man Ryan from The Ranch. Good meeting you tonight sir. How'd it go? I ended up being cock-blocked by a bunch of teens. Let me know when you roll out next.

by kingpablo May 7, 2018

terrible teens

The phase teens go through when they are absolutely awful to be around. Eye-rolling, door-slamming, "I hate you," and "You're so stupid," are all symptoms of this untreatable disease.

Oh please, you're just going through your terrible teens. Years from now, after years of intensive therapy, you'll realize I was the best parent I could be.

by chateaudebelves September 20, 2016