turkish shlank

gobbling while getting slapped in the ass with a wiener.

“Last night he turkish shlanked me so hard.”

by theturkishshlanker June 25, 2020

Turkish Battleship

Turkish Battleship, something that sounds like it would be on Urban Dictionary

"A Turkish battleship sounds like it would be on urban dictionary

by Slaviodicus May 17, 2018

turkish battleship

A Turkish Battleship is a synonym for a Soviet Pre WW2 era Battlecruiser of questionable quality.

-Is that a ship or a floaring peice of rubble.
-No it's just a Turkish Battleship.

by ComradeSeagull May 17, 2018

Turkish Battleship

A Turkish Battleship is a synonym for a pre WorldWar 2 era Soviet Battlecruiser of questionable quality.

A conversation in a Soviet naval base.
-Is that a ship or a floating piece of rubble?
-That's just a Turkish Battleship.

by ComradeSeagull May 17, 2018

Turkish Hug

A shirtless hug between bros

We lost the game but consoled each other with jello shots and Turkish Hugs. I feel kinda gay about it, mostly the jello shot part.

by Larry Hairpants February 09, 2012

Turkish Sparkleshow

When you get hit by two cars in the middle of the road simultaneously causing you to get ripped in half or fatally injured.

P1: "Hey, why isn't Josh at school today?"
P2: "I think he got the Turkish Sparkleshow on Saturday."

by The Driver of Trikes April 20, 2023

Turkish meatball

Best balls you'll ever need getting if your on f@#king urban dictionary

Turkish meatball your stepsis

by Lolly daddy April 16, 2021