the vinny touch

When everybody you pick up on the waiver wire in fantasy baseball ends up going off . You just cant miss.

Bum: Wtf I picked up Austin Gomber off the waiver wire and he got me -12!

Other guy: I guess u just dont have the vinny touch dude.

Fantasy winner: "Lets gooooo Framber Valdez just had another 10K game what a great pickup."
Bums: "I wish we had the vinny touch like you!"

by ALLIDOISVIN April 27, 2021

the metal touch

Some phrase some absolute plonker thought would be funny.
Fucking cringe.

Dave, dave, dave, I have the metal touch HAHAHAHAHAHA I am so funny my name is lucy and i have diarhoereaoaeaoa

by John McGummyBear May 7, 2021

faggots' touch

When working on something that takes extra care or detail, and you must be careful with it.

That door blank cost 2500 dollars. It's going to take a faggots' touch to chisel out the hinges.

by morningkaufey May 7, 2018

Touch the item

Touching the item means acquiring something of high value with low quantity's. Which make this item hard to get so therefore your touching the item.

Going to touch the item right now hope I get it they only have 5 in stock.

by CookchatHOK January 9, 2020

Stomachs touching

Starving, hungry, get me food

My stomachs touching dude lets get some chick fil a

by K_guti3rr3z September 16, 2018

The Bromidas Touch

The ability of a person to find the "good" in any occurence, usually by resorting to the utterance of some sort of insipid, uninspired bromide.

Her: "How was your day?"
Me: "I totalled my car."
Her: "Aww, that's too bad, but remember - Everything happens for a reason."
Me: "Gee thanks, I feel SO MUCH better now . You've got The Bromidas Touch."

by Slerotin October 31, 2015

The Eugene touch

This is the opposite of the Midas touch. The eugene touch it a common finance term to describe when a person gets involved in the same investment at you and that investment gets ruined.

Hey did you hear that Joe owns a bunch of ETH now. He says its going to 5k, but the Joe has the Eugene touch so it will most likely be investigated by the government and go to Zero.

by Education fintech June 3, 2018