total stoner

someone who smokes to go to bed to matter how stoner looking they are
Audrey: i needa take a break from smoking but i can’t because i smoke to go to sleep! 😫
Stewy: you're a total stoner
by penjamin city December 18, 2022
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totally fays

when somthing freaking sucks. very gay and stupid
Dude it was so cold it was totally fays.
by Mike Evan & J-wix October 29, 2007
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totally dykin' it

When a female, usually a lesbian, looks like a total dyke, acts like a dyke, etc.
Oh my gosh, Rachel is totally dykin' it with that flannel cut off shirt.
by Bravo briana June 19, 2008
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a complete and total pussy

A person that is 21 and a KA and his name may be Cole
Cole is such a complete and total pussy
by Jjoe015 January 06, 2024
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Total Defecation

The act of shitting on top of the toilet seat and taking a roll of toilet paper sticking it to the turd and running it to your passed out friend and tucking it into their pants
Bro did a total defecation last night and the whole party thought it was the person who shit.
by illusivepriest May 26, 2020
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Total Criminalization

An idea created (after finding out that God never wanted us to be the same) by an unknown individual to bring all of us into one big happy club and follow the doctrine of Portion Controlled Servings, where if someone committed a crime (made easier by newly-invented laws created by legislators for the Governments of the World), they would find themselves within the same group as the President, industrialists, clerical big shots, and anyone who happened to subconsciously commit a crime.

Total Criminalization was based on the principle that if everyone became a crook, they would all be uniform to a certain extent in the overseeing eyes of The Law. Basically: if everyone commits a crime, then they're all equal.
"TOTAL CRIMINALIZATION was the greatest idea of its time and was vastly popular, except with those people who didn't want to be crooks or outlaws. So, of course, they had to be tricked into it, which is one of the reasons why music was eventually made illegal."
by Nakris-2 October 23, 2023
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