balls on toast

Used whence referencing the act of doing nothing, nothingness or lack of something. Secondary general term for time wastage. Usually revolving around gaming environment(see internet cafe)*.

What are we doing tonight?

I dont know, balls on toast?

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I could be out reaming Josh's mum, but were playing with our balls, on toast.

by Orrie June 7, 2007

Vaseline on toast

Vaseline on some toast. Are you fucking retarded what did you expect

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by Vaseline on toast April 21, 2019

Liberty Toast

the name given to French Toast following the rash of anti-French sentiment that followed 9/11 and the start of the War on terror. Along the same patriotic lines as Freedom Fries and Democracy Dressing but had its origins in WW1 with terms such as "hot dogs" and liberty cabbage that were used for similar reasons with respect to all things German

In the Red State Diner jim quickly noticed that Liberty Toast had replaced French toast on the breakfast menu.

Would you like some good American Maple syrup with your Liberty Toast?

On todays menu: Liberty Toast with all-American scrapple, only 3.99!

by binydeamon September 5, 2009

Burnt Toast With Nutella

When two brown men shit into a bowl. One man lays down on the floor and the shit is spread all over his chest, legs and groin. The other man then lays on top of him, thus creating burnt toast with nutella. This may also work with two white men, but instead of burnt toast, it would just be white bread.

Danny: "Hey Harry, you wont believe what I did last night."

Harry: "What did you do?"

Danny: "I made some burnt toast with nutella, last night with some guy. Maybe you would like to try it sometime!"

Harry: "MMMMM sounds delicious. I'll see when i'm off work!"

by Poon Slayer <3 <3 <3 October 11, 2011

Cunt Toast

The crust that forms on the crotch area of a woman's underwear after she has worn it all day, usually due to the drying of normal vaginal mucous secretions.

Girl A: "I wasn't going to change my underwear before my date tonight, but when I went to the bathroom I saw it had a layer of cunt toast on it."

Girl B: "That's fucking gross don't tell me that shit."

by Captain Katherine Janeway September 21, 2013

dry toast

1. Dull, boring.
2. WASP-y.

1. Ugh, Cry the Beloved Country was total dry toast.
2. I'm so glad I'm Greek and not dry toast.

by aydiosmio April 10, 2008

Wet toast

Just like normal toast except created by bringing the toaster in the bath with you.

"I hate my life :("
"Go make some wet toast then."

by U.S.S Pussy Destroyer September 9, 2015