Beat massage

Designates a happy ending massage from a man to another man, which sits somewhere between homosexuality and awkwardness, while avoiding either extremes.

Ideally, there is some minimal protest (no homo) but strong reactions are best avoided at first. On the third instance of genital contact, client must make a strong stance as to re-affirm his ambiguous heterosexuality.

The deed is then ideally shared both through social media and in person to all who will hear it.
"I got myself a nice beat massage, he fondled me twice and that was good but I had to put a stop to that gay shit the 3rd time so I threw him out."

"A beat massage is nothing, I give my mother a beat massage."
by Anon___123 September 29, 2019
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Discreet Beat

Masturbating while someone else is in the room without them knowing you are doing so.
My roommate was in the room so I had to pull off a discreet beat.

I'm way too burnt toast to go find a room with no one in it, I'll just discreet beat it.
by MasterBlaster5000 October 28, 2011
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killer beat

Killer beat is referring to as the beat is a banger beat or best beat ever made

Usually it is made for rap mostly
(killer beat) The beat is used to throw in some tight hot rhymes, best metaphors and dope punchlines
by migty March 19, 2016
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yo that's beat

A phrase to describe something that is repulsive, foul, or downright nasty.
Guy 1: DUDE i totally fucked this Heather last night
Guy 2: HEATHER?! duuude. she had sex with 25 guys before you! yo that's beat.
by weedwaccer February 23, 2011
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Beating Guts

The endowed ability to penetrate/pump a vagina so hard and deep the unlucky woman's guts get beat with a penis. Indicators of completing this process are recognized by, but not limited to; loud painfull screams, "stop it's", and vaginal bleeding. Statisticly, sluts are at the highest risk of beaten guts due to their ability to take punishment.
I was beating guts so hard last night, I poked her stomach.
by Logan J C October 06, 2010
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beat move

Selling someone fake drugs, or taking someone's money under the pretense of getting them drugs without the intention of actually doing so. Can also be used loosely to describe any situation in which someone screws over someone else with impunity.
Guy 1 (yelling out of his window as he drives off): You're beat, geek!

Guy 2 (to his friend): Aw, man. That guy isn't coming back with our shit. He just ran a beat move.
by Henlo January 05, 2010
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Crunchy Beats

music used to amp up a lame party, or blast the party atmosphere through the roof.
man: Hey DJ, this party needs a boost, hit these bitches with some crunchy beats.
by Sober_J_Bone March 03, 2011
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