Fail-osophy

An idea or thought brought forth by an individual who believes they are correct and /or smart when actually all their ideas are total bullshit.

Wow, using that thesaurus to sound smarter than you actually are, Huey? Great Fail-osophy.

by L-Marsh September 24, 2010

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curb fail

when you jump and almost curb stomp yourself. The biggest fail known to man.It occurs when someone is being stupid.

"Dude! did you hear that your little bro curb failed?"

"OMG no"

"He was jumping on a bed and curb failed"

by The dude doin your mom January 26, 2010

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Fail Farmer

It means "farming your own fail".

A farmer grows his own food, therefore a fail farmer grows his own fail, meaning he makes a lot of fails upon themselves.

To be called a fail farmer is an insult.

Example 1:
Guy 1: "Wow those guys over there are trying to act all cool."
Guy 2: "Wow, what a bunch of fail farmers."

Example 2:
Guy 1: "Wow these school computers keep shutting down"
Guy 2: "That's because they're a bunch of fail farmers"

Example 3:
Guy 1: "Lol, look at that fail farmer over there"
Guy 2: "Epic fail, he just fell on his face"

by Ghetto Blaster and Baby Eater April 25, 2009

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Face Fail

when facebook is updating their framework and doesn't work well, or at all.

Me: "Wtf?! Facebook keeps on telling me I don't have permission to talk to my sister"

You: "Face fail"

by Huminah Huminah October 23, 2009

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Fail Flash

When a female tries to flash someone a part of her body, but fails epically in the process.

"Anna tried to flash some guy she saw on Mill Avenue, but got tangled up in her shirt and tripped over a homeless man."
"--That is what I call a fail flash!"

by tweetlesann June 16, 2009

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