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What the jizz

an exlamation similar to "What the fuck!" expressing disbelief or disgust.
Example: Upon seeing that your best friend is hooking up with the ugly kid: "What the jizz?!"
by Nicolle August 14, 2003
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what the fractal?

often used when someone does not understand a certain idea or situation. most commonly used in a math class, because a fractal has to do with geometric shapes repeating over and over again to make an awesome design that is otherwise useless to the world. duh.
(x+a)^n=∑_(k=0)^n▒〖(n¦k) x^k a^(n-k) 〗

what the fractal??
by BrookieJo January 19, 2010
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What the dick punch?

Similar to "What the hell" or "What the f%&k" except with more intensity. The expression one makes when they are hit in the balls is synonymous with asking, what the dick punch?!
Friend:"I can't go out tonight, boss talked me in to working a double shift."
Me: "What the dick punch?!"
by Zratz3 November 8, 2015
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What the fluff

A viral Instagram challenge which people hold a blanket in front of them and “disappear” (run away) as they drop it in front of an animal such as a dog, cat, turtle, rabbit etc.
John: I did the “What The Fluff” challenge with my cat and he ignored me.
Suzy: Im sorry not even your cat loves you.
by Clarissa is trash July 5, 2018
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What the hockey?

When your in school and want to say “what the hell??” Bc skme wierd shit happened but your teacher is really strict
*youfind our you failed when you studied all night* What the hockey??
by Ik Stuff February 2, 2019
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What some chick said in her review of Urban Dictionary. 😂😂 Fucking hilarious!
Some bitch "WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU THINKING!?"

Hym "Did... Did you not read the things I wrote? That. That's what I was thinking. I wrote the things that I thought. It's not that difficult to understand..."

Some bitch "Why!?"

Hym "Look. A large portion of the site is sexual in nature. No talking about my context. The other idiots. No one follows the rules. The site was clearly 18+ even before I started getting into it. It's an entirely unregulated platform. There were are people writing literal erotic 3 times a night. Literal play-by-plays of people getting nailed. Likely by retards."

Dumb can't "What about the children!?"

Hym "Fuck them kids. That is a YOU problem. I can sit here and complain about my life and YOUR response to ME is 'that's YOUR problem.' Well, ok. Uno reverse card. Not my problem."

Iam "... Ahhh... We're sorry. We weren't even think about that..."

Hym "I'm not sorry for shit. You can eat shit."

Iam "Don't... Just... Yeah, we're probably the worst of it but there is already a lot of inappropriate stuff on the site."

Hym "Exactly! Writing on UD is like taking a shit in a porta potty. If you expect it to be more hygienic then a regular bathroom then you're an idiot and it was already full of shit when I walked in."
by Hym Iam June 5, 2022
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what the fetch

Used as a substitute for "what the fuck", specifically by younger people not wanting to swear for politeness or religious reasons.
Crazzy: "WHAT THE FETCHING FETCH?!"

Flatbread: "Mormon Moment."
by vickless September 8, 2022
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