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Nostradamus Nipples

Nipples that are sausage sized or so giant they can see the future
Damn, i fucked this bitch last night her titties were great, but she had those Nostradamus nipples. I swear they were pearing into my soul!
by HammerTiTsMcNasty August 23, 2015
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Nipple chicken

1) it's like Rock Paper Scissors... With a twist!

2)When two partners participate in a duel of titty twisting to resolve an argument, make a decision, or if you are kinky... for pleasure.
"Babe, The only way we are going to resolve this... nipple chicken!!!"

"It's on!"
by Pagonalds September 5, 2015
mugGet the Nipple chickenmug.

soggy nipple

A nipple that takes a long time to get hard/ never gets hard. Flat nipple
Oh my god Brenda your nipples are so soggy, ew you have soggy nipples.
by Maloneschlone December 22, 2018
mugGet the soggy nipplemug.

Nipple abuse

When someone intentionally with or without the help of others tries to inflict as much pain as possible to one or both of their nipples
I don't support nipple abuse, but if you want to attach firecrackers to your nipples and light them up, go ahead.
by The Big Thicc September 6, 2019
mugGet the Nipple abusemug.

nipple nuzzler

These pre-human creatures are usually 1 week to 3 months. Above 3 months they're frequently referred to as nipple biters! Nipple nuzzlers are selfish and manipulative little creatures that routinely steal a man's prized toys. They make silly little sounds that human females emulate but that make no sense. Nipple Nuzzlers are members of the sub-species "pleasure interruptis". They are known to make extremely loud bellowing sounds or give off odors that are extremely noxious at very inconvenient times. Unless these creatures are properly placed into development hibernation there will never be peace in the house again. The cuteness is only a front to allow them to gain a hold on the human female. Once that happens it's YEARS to eradicate the infestation!
How about we put the Nipple Nuzzler in his crib, turn off the bellow box and go to our room to play for a little while?
by Grumpy Grandpa August 21, 2014
mugGet the nipple nuzzlermug.

nipple hicky

When a man or woman's nipple is riddled with hickies. nipple hickies for days
Casper has a nipple hicky. In fact Casper's got mad nipple hickies. I think he may be the hamburgler
by Barbara's Bush November 3, 2013
mugGet the nipple hickymug.

Pepporoni nipples

when you glue pepporonis to a chicken
I WANT PEPPORONI NIPPLES
by thelesbionbirdforlifeperson January 14, 2020
mugGet the Pepporoni nipplesmug.

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