Late turd abortion

The act of aborting a bowel movement before full evacuation, sometimes mid-release, usually due to other obligations in one’s daily schedule. This often results in an uncomfortable turtlenecking of the rectum until defecation can be resumed.

I went to take a sh*t this morning but had to have a late turd abortion to make it to the meeting on time. Had to clench for 2 hours straight and it was unbearable. But at least my asshole will be stronger for the next one.

by OzzySnozzy October 11, 2021

early late

When you arrive later than you would normally be, but are still early.

person 1: "I'm a bit later than I was last time, but I'll still be on time, I'm early late!"

by d.d.1.2 May 28, 2019

Not too late

Something after 6am

Not too late: I can't have a late one. Work and immigration tomorrow

by RaySS1987 May 10, 2023

What have you done 'fermi' lately??

Not much, actually, since said famous physicist has been deceased for nearly 70 years.

If someone jokingly asks, "What have you done 'fermi' lately??", it could mean dat he was hoping dat you could come up with some brilliant breakthrough or illuminating invention.

by QuacksO March 6, 2024

lates

A different way of saying later or see ya later and is most commonly used by the latino community in So Cal.

1. Yo we're about to bounce this place is wack. Lates guys!

2. Did you really freaking forget to bring extra controllers? Lates dude get out of here!

by Mau5Rat March 11, 2019

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by Try_Hard June 11, 2024

Cool Whatever Late

Is another way of saying, "That's cool! I don't care! I have to go now."
This is slang used in Commerce City, Colorado.

Wanna meet me at Starbucks? Cool Whatever Late.

by MyNameIsMr.TylerNotMr.Taylor October 4, 2009