hooded figures

Beings who inhabit the town of night vale who are normally found in the dog park that does not exist and should not be engaged in anyway.

"Do not approach the hooded figures."

by CheshireGrin92 April 1, 2016

Rubbin Hood

-the process of pleasing a women by repeatedly rubbing and stimulating her pussy lips, usually as a precursor to deeper penetrating sex. With the emphasis on the association to OG

Robin Hood.

-the female equivalent of Rubbin Wood.

She was horny as fuck after i gave her the Rubbin Hood, things got wild.

by ALfullaBAY March 12, 2011

Fake hood

A person (or a place) that pretends to be in the hood and talks with a blaccent when in reality they’re just from a predominantly white middle-class suburb.

Jake: Yo bro I think Lataysha is fake hood
Stefan: How u know?
Jake: One of her friends found her address and she just from some random-ass white neighborhood
Stefan: DAMNNN she fake hood fr fr

by Corgimations July 23, 2023

hood wipe

When you put a fat bitch on a car and you drag her across the hood

Damn Donnie how is your car so clean. Oh I just got a hood wipe from your girl

by Coolkid_73 May 14, 2018

Toberona hoods

Toberona is a dirty smelly shithole full of junkies and big fat women who haven’t showered in years.In Toberona you can have a fair knock with just about anyone and you can get a gram of sweet Mary Jane weed in a few minutes.if I were you I wouldn’t park my car within a mile because it will be stolen or lit on fire by gypsys travelers.The famous shithole they call the AstroTurfartificial grass has been lit on fire on more than 30 occasions and is mainly we’re you would get the shift or get stabbed and robbed

Person A:“Well kid we’re u from”
Person B:”Toberona hoods kid”
Person A:get the fuck out of my face the smell of you and your shite housing estate”

by Tuba rat October 7, 2018

join the hood

To return to your own neighborhood from being away.

I'm going to leave this creepy place and join the hood.

by Grandma D December 18, 2016

hood slaps

Ignint lyrics that provoke a lot of emotions. Beats that bang and are hyfy as fuck.

Turn this weak Drake shit off. I need to hear some hood slaps.

by ghettoqu33n January 15, 2016