Dishevelled Goblin

What you call the poop when you take a dump on someone's chest.

I took a shit on Dave's chest and gave him a dishevelled Goblin.

by undsioux7 January 25, 2023

Spankin' the goblin

The act of masturbating or smacking your penis

Greg,"Why weren't you in class today?"
Fred,"Sorry I was spankin' the goblin."

by Deadwerewolf July 24, 2013

ecto goblin

Someone that is addicted to the drug ecstasy. The term is from Scotland! And the particularly use it in the west of Scotland.

"Did ye hear aboot we Jamie last night man, took 3 ectos. He's a pure ecto goblin now man whit happened tae um."

by Adamharvey January 30, 2017

Greedy goblin

A stupid Jew with a long nose who steals shit from people

Cut your nose you stupid greedy goblin

by touch grass god June 5, 2022

Chat Goblin

A person who spends most of the time text in the Discord chat instead of in voice chat.

Nick is such a chat goblin he never talks.

by Nicqo January 11, 2020

Knob Goblin

Someone who does anything to mildly inconvenience or frustrate you.

Someone who looks like a bit of a twat.

"Boris Johnson announced the fourth lockdown, what a knob goblin ."

by Tamcus April 24, 2021

Glizzy goblin

When at younglife camp you become the glizzy master (Daniel R).

“Lights out all you glizzy goblins, it’s not Halloween.”

by Chedddddddddddd July 16, 2023