Swedish Goggles

When you hang your nuts over a girls forehead and they cover her eyes like a pair of goggles.

"After I busted a nut I laid my dick on her head and gave her Swedish goggles"

by Uncle Virg December 3, 2020

Swedish roll

Swedish roll is referring to the sexual act of defecating on one’s chest, this may appeal to people who are getting bored in a relationship and running out of options to keep the ball rolling.

This act can be played out at any point during sexual liaisons, once you have shat on the chest (or been shat on) you begin to roll it along the chest as if your making a pastry roll. It is suggested that the chest shitter has had a decent amount of fibre leading up to the event ( helpful for the rolling process).

Her: babe I’m starting to get bored of our vanilla sex, can we spice things up?

Little John: I have an idea! Swedish roll, let’s get smelly!

by 2sukamukmcguck May 23, 2024

Swedish Grip

When you're blond and flex your kegels during sex

Damn Francine had me in the Swedish grip

by Kittymeow January 5, 2017

Swedish Slingshot

When you shit in a condom and then you use it to slingshot your ass liquid at someone

somebody did a drive-by Swedish slingshot on my dad!

by Hal Wilkerson January 10, 2025

Swedish brick

A Volvo station wagon from the 100, 200, 700 or 900 Series.

Sven drove his Swedish brick to IKEA, picked up a new bed and listened to ABBA on the way home

by Robert Sanvagene October 25, 2023

Swedish coffee

Very thin coffee.

"You know how some coffee is so thin you can see the bottom of a cup? Well, Swedish coffee is so thin that you can see the IKEA logo underneath it."

by coffee junky 69 November 7, 2021

Swedish Double Coffee

When two guys jizz and piss in the same cup of coffee and they share it with a cinnamon bun

Me and my boyfriend shared a Swedish Double Coffee yesterday and it was really salty.

by Wordupcumer November 17, 2021