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SWAMP DONKEY

When you are working on a rig And it is so hot that your Swamp Ass has traveled to your donkey dick
Floor hand—Damn man its so fuckin hot out here i have some major swamp ass!
Driller— shit its so damn hot i have swamp donkey!!
by Rogchr86 December 11, 2021
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wrong swamp

Formal: This term is used primarily when walking into a wrong classroom during the beginning of the semester.
Informal: A term used to express ones frustration when telling a joke to a new group and nobody in the group laughs

Gaming: The moment in multiplayer games when you turn a corner and find more that one member of the enemy team.
Jim: “Hey guys I’m going to try to invade the enemy’s base and place a sentry...OMG it was the wrong swamp guys! Wrong Swamp!
Michell: “How come every semester I wander into the wrong swamp!
by FoxxyBeb January 6, 2018
mugGet the wrong swampmug.

Swamp of Gainz

A phrase which arose out of a conversation between future body builder Andrew Sebastian and Deondre Waltenberger
Hey! Whatchu think you're doing in our swamp of gainz?
by qtsxy October 23, 2019
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Swamp shop

Sheila's swamp shop uses a pressure washer to knock the cooties off...lol
by SlicksBadGirl aka BadKittie September 23, 2020
mugGet the Swamp shopmug.

Swamp donkey

In baseball when the hitter hits an absolute fucking moonshot on a meatball pitch down the middle and the ball has absolutely no chance of ever landing.
Announcer: Here’s the windup now the pitch…..OH MY GOD JOHNNY HITS AN ABSOLUTE FUCKING SWAMP DONKEY TO DEAD CENTER, THAT BALL HAS ZERO CHANCE OF LANDING WHAT A SWAMP DONKEY.
by Haha by Baja and May 10, 2022
mugGet the Swamp donkeymug.

Swigger Swamp

A dirty old bar that mostly old washed up drunks and bikers drink.
"After being kicked outta the classy night club, I decided to finish my night of drinking at the local swigger swamp."
by Iqtrance June 30, 2014
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Swamp Donkey

Unintegral, sloppy, shady, ill mannered, incompetent, dishonest, insincere, gold digging, vindictive, bar fly lush...delusional, biker chic poser wannabe, loud, obnoxious ... IQ of a box of rocks...

In Dallas, you can catch a glimpse of a seasoned, full embodiment of this horrific species...frequenting Neon Cowboy, driving a red jeep renegade ... often dubbed (dubbed themselves, not by others) a real creative nickname ... that correlates with their hair color ("Red" for example) ... in attire that will have you thinking you're looking at a psych patient with the emotional and mental maturity of a 3rd grader... (matching scrunchie, socks, bedazzled belt, muffin top and most commonly spotted playing a fish game when not in the bar....frantically pressing the button, like she's training to be on Family Feud and gotta hit that red button)
"OH, man .... I can't believe no one has been inclined to derail Christi's swamp donkey chump ass. How has she successfully made it to this age ... without any enlightenment had?"
by BugMama December 19, 2022
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