poop suicide

poop suicide is when you shit yourself to death

me: "Where's Jojo?"

tyler: "he died from poop suicide last week"
me: "damn thats shitty"

by coghkf November 20, 2018

Suicide Tire

Suicide tires are tires that are for certain miles per hour, and if you run too much over that limit, the tire separates.

Good thing i spared one of them suicide tires.

by countingcards November 28, 2017

Vegan Suicide

The act of a vegan killing themselves intentionally do to the realization that being dead is better for the environment than being vegan.

Person 1 Hey did you hear about the girl that killed herself yesterday?
Person 2 No, what happened?
Person 1 It was a vegan suicide.
Person 2 That's so nice of her!

by Vegan Maniak October 17, 2020

suicide circle

where you sit in a circle of three of more people and each person shoots the one to the left or right of them... (yes, we know it doesn't work)

Dude, life sucks. Want to have a suicide circle?

by Danidoo July 5, 2010

Little Suicide

Self-induced orgasm

Holding her phone with one hand, she discussed deviant sex and committed the little suicide with the other.

When she was forced to spend weeks away from her One True Love, she distracted herself with a little suicide. Over and over.

by MaiWai August 28, 2013

Suicide Snap

When you Snapchat one your parents the n word, and wait around 1 minute. If unopened you can delete it but if opened you better pray you don’t get the shit beaten out of you.

“Hey Jerome how was your night”
“Not good. I got my ass whooped after I Suicide Snapped my dad”

by Lil Matzo Ball August 22, 2019

suicidal squid

when you blow a guy off and wait for him to cum and you grab his dick and put it to his face and he cums in his own face

damnit i can see you made me suicidal squid in my eye

by big 30 December 8, 2021