Squid

An Insult directed at a person in the presense of authority so as not to get in trouble.

Mrs. Dubose he can't solve the math problem he's a Squid!

by Shawn Fournier December 17, 2008

squid

a dance move created by a derby man its fukin nolan

to flap your arms around another person whilst a dancey track is on as if your squid ing

by martz989 September 29, 2009

squid

"that guy"
Someone who is constantly ripped on.
Someone who gets concussions.

'Stop bein such a squid"

'That's so squid"

by nyjets1210 October 22, 2009

dirty squid

A sailor on the USS Oak Hill that that takes it in the ass from the CPO's mess; also brings grody fat chicks over to his friends homes to "show off" his catch.

Pat is a Dirty Squid, he will have califlower on his dick and fiscular tearing in his ass when he gets back!

by Earl Schieb December 13, 2008

squiddle

to move into anothers spsace slowly, trying not to have the other person notice the invasion.

While at a crowded outdoor concert, we had to squiddle to get a better view.

by Galubo December 9, 2008

squid gang

A group of homosexual men that try to convince everyone else they're heterosexual. Any member of the squid gang has to pass rigorous testing and initiation. ,aim purpose is to raise awareness for violent acts against marine life and stupidity.

Ex. Yo squidy! Get over here you gotta see this if your in the squid gang!! #squidgangbih

by Socialgoodvibeswarrior August 29, 2017

land squid

A used condom or used condoms tossed on the floor out of sheer laziness due to the toilet or even the nearest trashcan being too far away.

Tyler's room was strewn with land squid after his sex marathon with Marla.

by Sex Defender January 25, 2010