Velvet Steamer

When a Drag Queen sits on a guys face and queefs!

Jerica Jameson gave that bitch the best velvet steamer of his life!

by Trixi VonDoom May 13, 2014

Baltimore Steamer

When you season your dick with Old Bay for the sexual pleasure of your partner.

I really wanted to show Megan a good time, so I gave her a Baltimore Steamer.

Nice.

by The Baltimore Crab Steamer June 9, 2014

Stanley Steamer

A Stanley steamer can be done one of two ways, 1) turn the AC up so it's cold in your place. Then take a shit on your victims chest. Your poo will be warm enough in the cold room to begin steaming. 2) take someone outside in the cold or camping. Con them into sleeping shirtless. Drop a hot one on their chest. Stanley would be proud.

I took Karyn camping and when she asked for the manager I took off her shirt, asked her to lie down and dropped a Stanley steamer on her chest.

by SirWonderBeard December 14, 2019

cleveland steamer

A steamer made in Cleveland, Ohio.

I steamed yummy veggies with this Cleveland Steamer. It works much better than my imported steamer

by udusers1 September 14, 2010

arabian steamer

When you give them arabian goggles and shit on somebody when they are sleeping.

We gave Charles an arabian steamer last night.

by Bob McFarley February 24, 2005

belgium steamer

its when u have sex then poop on your girls back

''did you give her a belgium steamer?'' from the deuce bigalow movie

by tommy salami September 4, 2008

Krystal Steamer Pack

The act of pooping on a girls face while gizzing on her chest.

Bro 1: "How was last night?"
Bro 2: "It got messy. I ate a Big Mack and gave that swamp donkey a Krystal Steamer Pack"

by blowies January 17, 2011