Dirty Stanchez

Full, long, and dignified facial hair grown by an Asian male.

Not to be confused with the random stubbles of hair that appear on most asian males.

Also not to be confused with "Dirty Sanchez". Those are just wrong.

"Yo, check out that Dirty Stanchez, it's so incredibly attractive"

by Asian Male May 6, 2009

Milwaukee Milk 'Stache

When a girl presents her face for you to nut on and you get her upper lip and spread it into the shape of a milk mustache with your penis

I gave her a Milwaukee Milk 'Stache then totally passed out!

by captainviking July 28, 2009

Stanley Steamer

an act where one's partner shits on their dick and then proceeds to "Stanley Steam clean" their dick off via fellatio.

Sheila worked for Stanley Steamer for Pat last night in his car.

by Unethical Lawz October 18, 2014

Stanelius

1. A name given to a great warrior Dog.
2. Not Stan or Staniel.

Person A: omg is that Stanelius the great warrior dog?
Person B: yeah cunt

by Chad Nyler November 8, 2016

Stanley Steamer

A Stanley steamer can be done one of two ways, 1) turn the AC up so it's cold in your place. Then take a shit on your victims chest. Your poo will be warm enough in the cold room to begin steaming. 2) take someone outside in the cold or camping. Con them into sleeping shirtless. Drop a hot one on their chest. Stanley would be proud.

I took Karyn camping and when she asked for the manager I took off her shirt, asked her to lie down and dropped a Stanley steamer on her chest.

by SirWonderBeard December 14, 2019

puddin' stache

Similar to the 'Dirty Sanchez', A man takes his fingers containing moisture from his fromunda region and wipes them across an unsuspecting victim's upper lip.

After not showering for days, Bill thought it humorous to give Bob a nasty puddin' stache he could smell for hours.

by Gramma Plopwell February 13, 2008

magna-stache

Inspired by the popular 1970s magnetic drawing toy the Magna Doodle (henceforth MDood), a magna-stache is a mustachio that circles the mouth and chin, with a small bare spot between the chin and lower lip. The bare spot, in addition to gray hairs from a salt and pepper gray/dark hair distribution, represents the white space on Magna Doodles. The dark hairs represent the scattered magnetic particles on the MDood.

Similar, but not related to the magnum-stache that Magnum P.I. sported in the TV show of the same name.

Q: Did you see that guys facial hair?

A: Huh?
Q: That guy either had a magna doodle implanted onto his face or he was simply showing off his magna-stache
A: oh right, viva la magna-stache!!

by Gummerz Returnz August 6, 2009