Spuck

Early 1990s slang for jizz, male ejaculate. Believed to be the root of "spunk".

"That man slung his spuck all across Clarese's mug"

by Beth Anne Fetermine May 27, 2021

Phantom Spunker

A man who shoots his load before you even realise he was excited. Can also be called a phantom, and can be used in conversation as phantom spunked.

'He's such a phantom spunker, whenever he see's a pair of tits he shoots his load'

'He phantom spunked as soon as we got in the taxi'

'One look at the milf next door and he phantom spunked in his pants''

'As soon as i saw that fit bird i did a phantom and had to go to the gents to clean up'

by Debradelish January 15, 2010

SPUNK RAT

An insult. A promiscuous man, a cad, a male slag, a man Whore.

Oh my gosh he is such a Spunk Rat, I hate him!

by Lady Cakey August 25, 2009

spunk

A fat half Chinese, half Mexican man or woman. (Spic-Chunk-Chank)

That Spunk is eating nachos with chop sticks.
While over Osvaldo Ding's house, I noticed that that Spunk had cats in his freezer and was making cheese in his toilet.

by Mo' Benjamin February 1, 2008

spunkdoodled

the act of mixing poop and woodchips together to make a candy-like object, which you trick your friend to eat

person 1: HAHA you have just been spunkdoodled
person 2: HO!!dat aint funny

by stephanie drumstick December 15, 2007

spukii

A user on the popular community website Gaia Online, or one who acts like this person. One who is spookii is considered dark or gothic in a cute way. Based on changing the word spooky to read differently.

An undead puppy is spukii.

by Undead Toast January 31, 2008

Skunk Spunker

A male with the rather unfortunate condition of unpleasantly scented "fishy aroma" ejaculation.

"My girlfriend won't blow me anymore" why's that? "she says it's like sucking on a rancid fish" that's cold man that's cold

by WigglingWalrus April 15, 2003