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spreading the cream cheese

When during intercourse, the male places a bagel around his shaft, and during his orgasm, he ejaculates on the bagel then forces his partner eat it.
Robert Tumbusch likes spreading the cream cheese
by Tarek_the_Destroyer October 26, 2010
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Super-spreader

When a man or woman is sexually aroused by using a butter knife to spread their own cum on their sexual partner(s)
I wouldn’t hook up with him, I’ve heard he’s a super-spreader.
by Mrs Spread October 17, 2020
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splead

Pronounced as if it were "SPREAD" but with an L instead of the R.

1) A deliberate mispronunciation of "spread", when used as a verb

2) A a gibberish verb that can be used to fill a gap
1) Splead it out a bit more!

2) If I could splead it, I would!
by Andrew Waite May 27, 2006
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Man spreading

When a man spreads his legs to air out his genitals because their in between his legs all day and it’s very uncomfortable.
The man on the subway was Man spreading and all the feminist got triggered because he was uncomfortable.
by Ben Shapiro is cool. May 31, 2018
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Spreadsheet

An activity or game that is strangely compelling despite involving large amounts of number reading, calculations and thinking with relatively little visual stimulation. Thus, it is comparable to spreadsheets, a form of data collection.
"I've been playing a strategy game on my PC a lot recently. It's totally a spreadsheet but I'm having loads of fun with it."
by BeforeJam April 5, 2015
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spreading positivity

A bullshit "movement" that glorifies almost everything benevolent in life and attempts to brainwash people into thinking that bad things in life only happen when we acknowledge them. It promotes the belief that we can control every aspect of our lives through merely wanting something and not actually doing anything, while they ignore the fact that sometimes people have terrible and "negative" lives because others treat them terribly, or force them to live a certain way.

And what's even more stupid is that "positivity" isn't even being used the way dictionaries say it should....
A naive person: Come on everyone! Stay positive, we can do anything if we work together!
A realistic person: Oh, shut up and stop spreading positivity that doesn't exist. You're only denying a proper existence to those who can't control every aspect of their lives.
by Swaglord A. McBallerboy October 25, 2016
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spready

A term used by intelligent people of the MMS for an Excel/Google Spreadsheet.
"Hey Kerry, can you enter the numbers on the spready?"
by raspberrypi4lyf September 16, 2020
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