spoon

When having sex, a woman puts her back to a mans chest and they have sex like that...still up the pussy

by Anonymous May 23, 2003

spoon

An act used by men to get laid

Spooning leads to forking

by cdwraw May 18, 2010

Cat Spoon

A cat spoon is a spoon which is used only for preparing a cats meal.

Johnny: Mmmmm this ice cream is delicious

Jack: Haha Johnny, you're eating your ice cream with the cat spoon!

by laxout March 23, 2009

spoonage

A sexual inuendo for many sexual acts like blow jobs or eating out.

Kayla put the spoon in her mouth and removed it slowly, and Ashlyn yelled "Kayla, nice spoonage!" Dan then offered her more spoonage while cooking.

by jmb11111 March 11, 2009

spoon

1. A utensil that you use to eat food with.
2. A very fun thing to use to poke people with.
3. A weapon used to gouge out an enemy's eyes with.

I poke badgers with spoons!

by Urban Dictionary May 18, 2005

fork & spoon operator

A woman so large, this is the only career option available to her

'Yo momma so fat her official job title is fork & spoon operator'

by BAZMEISTER October 13, 2004

fucking spoon

An extremely fucktarded person, far worse than a munter or minger

"I went poopy in my pants"
"Your a fucking spoon!"

by mingmingming May 10, 2006