snowboarding

A sport in which you infuriate others by sitting in the middle of the run, just waiting to get run into. The point is to scrape all the powder off the hill until there is nothing but ice. Could be compared to a windshield wiper. Also, 2 sticks = 2 times the possible tricks. Snowboarders create a hilarious spectacle when trying to go anywhere in flat areas, and when exiting chairlifts.

The skier, unaware of the person "snowboarding" just sitting in the middle of the run, "accidentally" decapitated him while bombing down a daimond.

by Seattleness January 10, 2008

snowboarding

snowboading was invented by a skiier that was soooo high he foregot where he put his other ski.

...a high or drunker skiier who began snowboarding.

by Mentalreject9029 January 25, 2007

Snowblower

A black chick who bangs white men exclusively. See also coalburner.

That ho Shauntea is a total snowblower. She sucks more tiny white cock than Jerry Sandusky.

by Irish8492 May 25, 2013

snowballing

when u throw snowballs at people

hey billy just got hit with a snowball

by Saydie July 6, 2005

snowboard

Rubbing cocaine on your gums or any open wound.

I'm kind of tired but I'll snowboard a little.

by Doge538 February 26, 2010

Snowboarder

A sport that skiers are too afraid to try because they are a bunch of pussy ass bitches.Skiers won't mess with snowboards because they are chickens and a bunch of ass licking bitches.Snowboarders can beat the shit out of skiers.

Look at that bitchass skier he just got spayed because he's too afraid to have sex.That snowboarder also beat the shit outta him.Skiers are bitchass pussys.Skiers can kiss my ass.They are flat head freaks.

by //ME\\ alolahkoab December 28, 2005

Snowball

When a man receives oral sex by a woman... He ejaculates in her mouth and then proceeds to making out with her. The man can taste the cum but says nothing because he is super drunk.

My friend was going down on her ex-boyfriend, he came in her mouth and she started to kiss him and spit it back into his mouth, the same way you would pickup snow and throw it back at a person... A Snowball. Instead of her swallowing... he had to, but since he was super drunk he didn't say anything. They say, "payback is a bit@h." Guys beware ex-girlfriends (and girls in general) are ruthless. So the moral of the story is "Don't Drink and Bone."

by LanaStar August 1, 2008