E-9 in the Marine Corps.
A Master Gunnery Sergeant who has been in so long that he no longer cares. Often refers to himself as 'Master Funz' to confuse boot ass POGs that he calls on the phone.
A Master Gunnery Sergeant who has been in so long that he no longer cares. Often refers to himself as 'Master Funz' to confuse boot ass POGs that he calls on the phone.
Master Funnery Sausage Smith didn't feel like working today so he prank called every shop in the unit.
by MLCpl August 6, 2010
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a term to describe the actions of straight men who are afraid of showing any physical or emotional bond to the men they are friends with. This is akin to saying "no homo," and is a result of toxic masculinity and homophobia
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Get the polish sausage mug.An extremely hard erection, capable of being used as a catapult for cashews, Dane Cook style. May also be used to perform cock push-ups or as the third leg in a tripod stance.
While watching Jessica Alba in a bathing suit in Into the Blue, I used my cement sausage to catapult cashews through the air into my food hole.
by Karl L August 25, 2006
Get the cement sausage mug.'A vehicle which contains a kettle, this in turn, contains three sausages left over from a rained out bux party barbeque.'
Is also known to have beer bottles that are mistakenly blamed for the odour. Therefore known as the sausage wagon. (Also goes by the names: 'meat wagon'; and 'the 'roidmobile'.)
Is also known to have beer bottles that are mistakenly blamed for the odour. Therefore known as the sausage wagon. (Also goes by the names: 'meat wagon'; and 'the 'roidmobile'.)
E.g. Someone has a bux party, the party is organised around a barbeque and cricket in the afternoon. This is unfortunately rained out, so the organiser is punished by having three sausages left in a kettle in his car to stink it out. Weeks go by and the sausage wagon becomes progressively worse, without the owner being able to pinpoint the source, even with many subtle hints thrown his way.
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guy 1: "Cmon man. She was lookin at you with those sausage eyes all night."
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