Slapping the cat

A phrase that means "I am just kidding"

"Hey you look great in that shirt!"
"Really, you think so?"
"Nah, I'm just slapping the cat, you look terrible!"

by proooj February 29, 2016

snapeing

Outwardly appearing to be negative and or evil while secretly being good and or helpful.

Guy: What if Trump is snapeing us?

Bro: what do you mean?

Guy: like being a magnet to draw out all the ignorant hateful stupid racists so we know who they are and then letting a good candidate win.

by Randumbinator May 3, 2016

Snapeing

Killing a Good-Oriented ally to "prove" a Good-Oriented spy's loyalty to a dark overlord.

1.Severus was chosen in snapeing Dumbledore to infiltrate Voldemort's inner circle.
2. Kylo snaped Han to gain Snoke's trust.

by Technic12 May 3, 2016

slapping the cat

Female masturbation,kinda like choking the chicken.

I caught my sister last night. She was really slapping the cat.

by princemocha September 15, 2016

slapping the pappy

The act of elderly male self pleasure.

Grandpa took too much Viagra , but found instant relief by slapping the pappy.He was beating his richard like it owed him money.

by ballz itchy July 4, 2016

Snapin

Being overly cureous, lurking around / Related to the character Snape in Harry Potter.

You're always snapin..

by Djskall September 14, 2016

swapping toasters

the act of four people, two groups of partners, performing anal before climaxing trading partners whilst slathering jam/preservatives on their genitalia.

My girl and I spent last night swapping toasters last night with her best friend.

by Penetrachel December 4, 2016