Mississippi Snail Trail

When a naked man perches on a doorway waiting for somebody to enter. When they walk through the door, you jump down and slide your dick, balls, gooch, and asshole across the victims entire front.

“Did you hear that josh gave wyatt the mississippi snail trail??”

by CaliBoyz October 31, 2023

Snailed it

doing the bare minimum but still succeeding

Carolyn: How’d that apes test go?
Abby: Didn’t even study and got an A! Snailed it😤

by bops of words June 4, 2018

Sneaky Snail

During sex, when you are unsure of where your sex partner stands on anal sex, the male decides to try it out and while having sex he slowly penetrates here anus until the entire thumb gets up there.

When in doubt Ted I'm telling always use the 'Sneaky Snail' he is your friend and companion.

by DayDay4u October 21, 2025

Snail slappin

The act of two females slapping their vaginas against eachother. Also known as scissoring.

Those girls had a snail slappin marathon last night.

by Russell the wonder muscle June 24, 2021

Shitload of snails

Just like a flock of geese or a pack of wolves, the term “shitload” is used to define three or more snails.

Hey Paul, did you see that shitload of snails crossing the road?

by Gotcha126 April 21, 2018

Snail Slime

to leave a trail of cum on ones chest

Breh i left Snail Slime on her chest last night. Fackin BOSS

by CackBoss February 18, 2011

Wow Snails

1. Something funny that just happened.

2. Initials for anyone with S. Nails
other meanings unknown but it doesnt mean sexy ladies or pussy.

1. Wow Snails, can you believe how he fell like that? It was hilarious.

2. Hey S. Nails!

by Jake the Blinger December 14, 2009