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sloppy shopping seconds

When a person goes shopping with one person, then goes shopping immediately after with a third person but has no interest in buying or looking at anything because they were all shopped out from the first trip.
Stephen went shopping with his nasty ex girlfriend for five hours, and his friend Shane got his sloppy shopping seconds for about 45 minutes before he quit.
by Chika March 30, 2010
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Slapping Tuna

The act of making out with a parter, but in such an obnoxious and unskilled manner that it sounds like the partners are pounding two fish together.
Hey, do you hear that? Yeah. It's just Pat and April slapping tuna in the corner like total noobs.
by dougEfresh6 June 10, 2011
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Sloppy Seconds

1. Going after a friend's ex
2.Having sex with someone so soon after they had sex with someone else you are using their semen as lubrication.
1"Wow, Brianna and Garrick broke up a year ago but, her best friend Alex is trying to hop on it" "Yeah, well she's into sloppy seconds"
2 "Yo didn't they just have breakup sex""Yeah, I like the feeling of sloppy seconds"
by MEHHHHHHHHHHH11 October 9, 2017
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Sloppy Jine

Person 1: What do you want to do for dinner?

Person 2: Sloppy Jine of course!
by Jitskin March 23, 2021
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Sloppy Toppy

The act of giving head in a way that is relentlessly messy, sloppy and wild.
Dude, that girl gave someone a sloppy toppy and I heard it took 45 minutes to clean up!
by FemboyWithSmarts August 6, 2021
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Dapper slapper

A lady who has the appearance of being prim and proper. Well dressed, polite and seemingly perfect but deep down she's a slapper.
by Lily & Becky November 5, 2010
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oyster slapper

She's not into guys; she's an oyster slapper.
by The Atomic One May 7, 2011
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