smackerbate

To masturbate by furiously smacking one's penis.

Man, my schlong sure is sore after I smackerbate.

by scagneti September 25, 2006

Clacker Smacker

To get hit in the genitalia, usually by an object not a body part.

(Guy Skateboarding): Hey guys check this grind!
(bails and falls on genitalia)
(Skater's Friend): Ooooh, what a clacker smacker

by ZXABDEF August 29, 2009

clam smacker

A type of lesbian sex. When two women rub their vaginas together.

Troll: "Hey Frenchie. Want to share a hotel with me again?"
Frenchie: "Umm.. no, that's okay.."
Troll: "Come on! We can watch porn together and sleep in the same bed".
Frenchie: "Get away from me you clam smacker!!"
Troll: "Tu es une baguette."

by Katie December 19, 2004

slicker

slippyer then slick, slippyerest

Its slicker then cats shit on a hot tin roof out there.

by Ryan Smith October 4, 2004

smacker

when you fart so hard it smacks your asscheeks together so hard that it hurts

FART!!! "man that was a smacker! my ass hurts now!"

by pfloyd February 20, 2003

Stacker

The ending result of 3 or more friends taking a crap on top of the previous friends crap in a public restroom, which produces a substantial mound of friendly and pipe clogging crap. The crap heap is then left for whomever discovers it.

We hated that girl so much that we broke into her house and made a Stacker.

by Big Ry2 June 6, 2005

spacker

when a spick and a cracker have babies they are called spackers

Joe: You see that hottie over there?
Harry: Which one?
Joe: the Spacker over there in the red shirt
Harry: o hell yeah she's fine. Bet shes got a spatch patch

by isaacrocksmysocks January 3, 2008