Random motherfucker: Hey bro did you see that Simp earlier?
Random Dadfucker: Yeah he fell into the river of LEGO city.I think his name was Ian.
Random motherfucker:Ian’s such a simp.
Random Dadfucker: Yeah he fell into the river of LEGO city.I think his name was Ian.
Random motherfucker:Ian’s such a simp.
by ABCitseasy May 17, 2020
Get the Simpmug. 
Only STINKY MEN can be simps. Simps are men who chase after e-girls but don't want to pay for any content, yet still expect attention.
by IAMNOTMAXINE February 10, 2020
Get the Simpmug. Noun
Sometimes used as a right wing derogatory term for men who commit the egregious sin of appreciating/respecting a woman’s opinion, sense of humor, physical attractiveness, or abilities.
Using the word is a visceral emotional reaction to the distaste of feeling subservient to a woman in any way. Can often be found in the comments section of certain meme pages such as @scooby or @makememesgreatagain along with other disturbing comments such “dumb bitch”, “stupid bitch” etc.
Sometimes used as a right wing derogatory term for men who commit the egregious sin of appreciating/respecting a woman’s opinion, sense of humor, physical attractiveness, or abilities.
Using the word is a visceral emotional reaction to the distaste of feeling subservient to a woman in any way. Can often be found in the comments section of certain meme pages such as @scooby or @makememesgreatagain along with other disturbing comments such “dumb bitch”, “stupid bitch” etc.
by Gottaketchemall June 4, 2020
Get the Simpmug. A word only used by clammy, immature little boys that are too virgin to acknowledge communication with a female. They often use this word to shun a fellow bro for putting on his big boy pants by interacting with the opposite gender.
by EveryoneHater April 15, 2020
Get the Simpmug. A guy trying so hard to get some good coochie. Like this man tries so hard for the pussy and he will do anything for it. Ex; You go to a friend's house and they talk shit about girls and you're that one nigga that says Nah mate girls are fine...YOU'RE A SIMPPPPP.
all my niggas are simps: Freddy Russo, Nehal Samuel, Nicolas Maggio, Daniel Moreno, Alan Yulo, Joseph Song, Benjamin Mazzola, Ryan San-Jose, Ellison Pee, Casey Reardon,Melodank, and the fucking bitch named sarah.
I hate diana
I hate diana
by N1ggerman February 23, 2020
Get the Simpmug. An acronym for Squrrels In My Pants
by poopmaster42069 November 6, 2019
Get the SIMPmug.