Shrek Neck

When your poop is green

I just had a shrek neck and I think I need to see a doctor

by Mr. Cat Guy October 7, 2022

Shrek

1. A green oger who wants to be left alone in his swamp and has a donkey sidekick.

2. The lord of all memes

All hall the All Mighty Shrek Lord of the Memes.

Shrek says "GET OUT OF MY SWAMP"

by MemeMan15 December 15, 2020

NAFTA helps Shrek

Getting rid of of Nafta hurts the environment and the swamp destroying his natural habitat, therefore causing him to die. If he dies we can't praise him , and that causes 100 million people to commit suicide

NAFTA helps Shrek and makes me happy.

by Osama Bin Laden 02 June 14, 2018

Shrek

SHREK is a sexy beast prove me wrong

Person1:What are you watching?
Person2:SHREK
Person1:Cool. I love shrek
Person2:Not as much as me though, I think about him every night

by Idk_I'm_Bored May 23, 2020

Shrek

God and donky is jesus

Bob: why is donky Jesus and not one of shrek's kids

Billy: we dont talk about that

by Shrek is god October 30, 2019

Shrek

The hottest man alive

Person : hey guess who my crush is
Other person: obviously shrek cause he the sexiest man to exist

by Stuckinthesink January 27, 2021

Shrek

Stds

Have

Really

Excited

Knife play

Shrek was my favourite activity in the bed

by Bighairyballs December 4, 2021