Milk Shower

When one ejaculates in the shower after thinking very naughty thoughts whilst polishing his little man.

Ben built up such a horn that when he took his shower he took a milk shower at the same time.

by speshbubblebutt October 24, 2008

ke$ha shower

when you really need to take a shower, but are running late so simply spray yourself with excess volumes of perfume/aftershave/deodorant and hope no one will notice.

'whoa man you reek of cheap cologne!'
'yeah, i woke up late so only had time for a ke$ha shower'

by glittershitter May 28, 2012

Hot poo shower

When you take a steaming smelly poo and proceed to take a hot shower before the smell dissipates from the bathroom fermenting the poo smell as you cleanse yourself Aka "hot poo shower"

Last night I found myself having a hot poo shower, I don't feel entirely clean.

by BJ Scottie Boy April 17, 2015

showerpunt

A quick, silent jerk-off in the shower.

My wife was right there brushing her teeth, but I still snuck in a showerpunt.

by 0xf00d December 10, 2007

Lady Flower Pain Shower

First used on the Comedy Central show Tosh.0, this is a reference to hitting a female in the genitalia. Daniel Tosh claimed that it was unfair that only men could be hit in the Genitals, and came up with a montage of female "nut shots"

Daniel Tosh: Game Ovaries! G-Spot Shot! Soreous Clitoris! Lady Flower Pain Shower!

Me: Hahahaha.

by jAk3333. January 25, 2011

hit the showers

A term used when you want someone to leave. Derived from a coach telling his players to 'hit the showers' after the game.

Was mackin' on this slapper, then this hot snatch started given me eyes. Told that slapper to hit the showers and went for better quality punani.

by Davo Brain August 30, 2005

sink shower

A substitution for a shower when there is not enough time for a full shower, but you still have some mad bedhead. In order to take a sink shower, stick your head under the faucet and turn it on. If done right, your girlfriend won't be able to tell the difference.
Some deodorant may also be necessary to complete the illusion.

Girl: Wow, I like your hair today. What did you do?
Guy: To be honest, I just went for the sink shower.
Girl: That's nasty.
Guy: What was I supposed to do? We had 5 minutes and my hair looked like a mushroom.

Guy: I'm gonna go grab a sink shower before we go.
Guy 2: Hellz yeah.

by The Fourth Tenor June 22, 2008