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FB Shopping

The act of one (usually female) hunting for prospective suiters via FB or Facebook.
"It's 3 AM and Jana is still up FB Shopping."
by Mos before Bros April 23, 2007
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Window Shopping

The process of stealling items descrieetly from a store.
"I just got a copy of this game by Window Shopping. Didn't pay a dime"

"Yo, lets go window shopping. I'm broke"
by Vladimir December 3, 2004
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girl-shoving shoes

derog; men's shoes of questionable quality and fashion, often attracting ridicule. First referenced in the "Get Fuzzy" cartoons by the hyper-aggressive Bucky the Cat.
Rob: "Girl-shoving shoes?"
Satchel the dog: "Rob...you really shouldn't have bought shoes like that...
by toontown December 26, 2006
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Window shopping

Basically said if you're gonna steal some shit in a store.
Clerk:you need anything Mister?
Me:Neh, i'm just window shopping.
Clerk:Oh okay.
*Clerk turns his back*
Me:YOINK!
Clerk:Hey, where'd that guy go and where is my whole candy section?
by Retard mcfagbag December 23, 2006
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shopping window

The time between dumping your last boy toy (or girl) and finding your new one.
It only took mindy a shopping window of two weeks before hooking up with her next regular.
by sick66 December 3, 2010
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shopping

the act of smoking buds. it makes for a good code word when speaking around your parents.
by Conquistador May 3, 2003
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blitzkrieg shopping

A fast paced shopping spree (likely in a mall) often involving large purchases and "lightning quick" movements from store to store.
Adam won't settle for slow paced purchasing - he prefers "blitzkrieg shopping."
by Michigan Debate Institutes August 12, 2005
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