Shart Shopping

DEFINITION: A sale so good, you shart your pants.

Also used as: "Now, that's one Shart Shopper!"

Sally was so surprised at how good the prices were at this sale, that she accidentally let some poop out when she thought it would just be gas - Now, that's Shart Shopping!

OR....

Wow, Sally pooped her pants AND saved 30% on that sweater? Wow, she is one Shart Shopper!

by GeenMacheen September 21, 2014

Shart Shopping

DEFINITION: A sale so good, you shart your pants.

Also used as: "Now, that's one Shart Shopper!"

Sally was so surprised at how good the prices were at this sale, that she accidentally let some poop out when she thought it would just be gas - Now, that's Shart Shopping!

OR....

Wow, Sally pooped her pants AND saved 30% on that sweater? Wow, she is one Shart Shopper!

by GeenMacheen September 21, 2014

Knowledge shopping

Person who uses others knowledge as there own for commercial purposes, without paying person or persons for knowledge accrued

John offered an interview to a candidate through a recruitment agency So that he could find out how to design a square, because he'd never designed a square before, and didn't want to get sacked by his boss for a lack of skills and knowledge he couldn't be bothered to update. So John knowledge shopped the skills from an undergraduate pretending he had a job on offer when he didn't. This practice is called knowledge shopping.

by Samhall June 19, 2015

Windows-shopping

Spending time looking at items on on-line shopping sites but ultimately buying nothing.

A: Last night I was looking at Amazon, EBay, a whole bunch of sites....

B: Wow, how much did you buy?

A: Oh, nothing, I was just Windows-shopping.

by Doro's Mama January 21, 2016

Rump Stomping

The act of anonymous, and usually violent anal intercourse.

1) I'm going to the local bath house tonight to stomp some rumps.

2) Nice to meet you sir, prepare for a rump stomping.

by Jeff_Miffinstenfurter January 22, 2016

Rump Stomping

The act of anonymous and usually violent anal intercourse.

1) I think I'll go to the local bath house and do some rump stomping.

2) Its easy to find guys rump stomping in the truck stop bathrooms.

by Jeff_Miffinstenfurter January 22, 2016

rump stomping

The act of anonymous, usually violent anal intercourse.

Bill is going to the local gentlemans' bath house to Do some rump stomping!

by Jeff_Miffinstenfurter January 26, 2016