Salma Hayek Is Behemoth From Johann Sebastian Bach's "'.Bachlut.'"

Salma Hayek Is Behemoth From Johann Sebastian Bach's "'.Bachlut.'"

Salma Hayek Is Behemoth From Johann Sebastian Bach's "'.Bachlut.'"

by Angel234IsTheDarkSeraphim March 31, 2025

sebastian theis

Big dick boy

did u see that enormous penis?
Yeah, that most belong to Sebastian theis

by itsyourboy420boy December 23, 2016

Sebastian

A handsome man with a heart of gold. May be short but his temper is not.
MEANT TO BE with a woman (or other) starting with F,L or A

Sebastian you short mf

by Guruofloveandstuff June 2, 2022

Sebastian

He's 'just average height'

Also has a good sleep schedule

Sebastian: "I'm 'just average height', don't know what you're talking about"

by I'm just using this like once March 5, 2023

Sebastian

A fatass that loves to insult you he is seb an idiot and moron and blames all his problems on you

"This is all your fault for not giving me your work"

this is what Sebastian says: Om nom nom, fuck you, Kill yourself, are all the things he says he also plays cheeseburger simulator

by JimmyGoesBang April 3, 2024

Sebastian stan

The greatest human on earth. The sweetest, most caring, softest, and most huggable man on earth. If i was drunk, and i’m sure anyone else feels this way, i would trust him to be able to take me home. He looks good with anything and if you disagree you can stick your head in trash because he’s the most amazing and lovable human on earth, he’ll make you want to shift realities to him. Cough cough um definitely not me tho. Yeah, definitely not me.

Me: Yeah, i love sebastian stan
Friend 1: who’s that? 🤨
Me: only the most lovable human on planet earth.

by 🥺👉👈UwU November 21, 2021

Sebastian tajonera

A very thicc legend who has a beautiful long blonde volleyball playing girlfriend.

Wow sebs so thicc

I'd wanna be a Sebastian tajonera

by Nhkbfjs October 8, 2019