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Samuel Reed

Samuel reed, a name for one who is a Gay Canadian Jew.

the name itself means "Sexually Aroused" or "Horny", which is normally accurate.
Hey Samuel Reed, I heard you were a Gay Canadian Jew!
by Bolllocks July 1, 2024
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Samuel Thöle

Samuel Thöle is the name of top tier sex machines. Samuel Thöle is a guy that at least every girl should have in their life. he has a massive cock and knows how to find the clitorous everytime. he is a meneace in bed and makes the lucky girl who has chosen him, wet like a waterfall. he is truely a womanizer
"OMG, SAMUEL THÔLE IS THE BEST GUY IVE EVER HAD SEX WITH"
"Samuel Thöle has the BIGGEST peen ive ever seen"
by fxck.saken November 9, 2022
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Samuel Elsner

This motherfucker is the best guy on this list, surpasses literally everyone. He is 10 inches SOFT and you can grind diamonds on his abs. Literally the hottest guy I know and is sweet, caring, and somewhat shy. Kratos has nothing on this absolute SIGMA of a man. This unit deadlifted the universe while heavily injured when he 1v2d Akuto Sai and Kami Tenchi in a 2v1 after they wrote themselves to be the strongest.
Did you hear about Samuel?
Samuel Elsner? Which God did he take down this time?
All of them.
by TheWriterOfAllElse December 2, 2021
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Samuel

SAMUEL STOP PLAYING!
by 0093S2OHJ March 30, 2022
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Samuel

Samuel is a little person with a big Dick as his Third leg
Hello Samuel how are you im fine

I have three legs
by Knes December 11, 2016
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Samuel Goth

Samuel Goth is the dead husband of Olivia, brother of Victor, and of Frida and Gunther, he died when eating his favourite treat, as it had been poisoned.
Who is Samuel Goth, he is the great uncle of Mortimer, and after he died, his wife was distraught and inadvertedly electrocuted herself, starting a fire that killed herself and Frida.
by BlankCanvas742 December 7, 2021
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