sametserbest

Originating from Chile, Experts agree that this tiny little alien is from Planet Zeeba, a planet that has been known to be friendly to humans on Earth. He now spends his days convincing the U.S. government to confirm the existence of other alien life, from his extraterrestrial headquarters in Preston, Australia 3072. The species is known to look similar tot hat little alien guy in the robo-man-suit from Men In Black. The species is also Muslim, and occasionally wears glasses.

sametserbest's usually reach a max height of 135cm. Slightly smaller than, small, humans.

by iamborisyeltsin May 14, 2015

safety dope

Doing dope while wearing a seatbelt. Safety first!

I told my buddy Mike to put his seatbelt on before we hit that 8 ball. Safety Dope

by THE FUCKIN UNICORN November 27, 2015

safety spell

An obviously incorrect attempt at typing a questionably difficult word to ensure spell check verification.

1: I read your correspondence. corsersrf

2: Doesn't that sentence need some punctuation pncntlbss

(:safety spell)

by Il8694 December 12, 2015

safety unicorn

A person who identifys as a unicorn but also doubbles as portable medic. Medical advice may or may not contain glitter (*will contain glitter*). Safety unicorns are especially rare but essential to the enjoyment of any Australian doof.

"Have you got your safety unicorn?" You.
"I've got my safety unicorn!!" Me

by TiggyMima September 10, 2016

Safety windmill

The act of windmilling before coitus. Ensures readiness and boosts performance.

Man I safety windmilled last night. She said I was awesome!

Thanks safety windmill!

by Badmanh May 27, 2016

safety circle

The anti-social circle formed by a group of women at parties. Frequently formed by a group of sorority sisters at frat parties.

This party is so lame, all the girls are just staying in their safety circles.

by grumbledum January 1, 2017

Sametimer

Send a message to someone on Sametime (Lotus Notes).

Je vais te Sametimer plus tard.

by m1ndl3z January 4, 2017