I like swords

1. A reference to Nuklear Power's web comic 8 Bit Theater where the Fighter repeats the phrase to the Guard, who can only reply "Welcome to Cornelia." Used to show automatic responses in nerdy groups and express disinterest in the topic.

2. Way of saying you prefer penis to pussy

Guy 1: Want to hear about my surgery?
Guy 2: No.
Guy 1: Well it went great.
Guy 2: I like swords
Guy 1: *continues to go on
Guy 2: *Every few minutes I like swords

Girl: Who are you here with tonight?
Gay guy: I like swords

by Tweedle_the_Bard January 17, 2020

dip the red sword

To ask a man if he dips the red sword, is to ask him if he's comfortable having sex with a girl on her period.

*A young couple in bed together*

Sarah: 'So Aaron, do you... dip the red sword?'
Aaron: 'Absolutely. A little blood never hurt nobody'

by Fatto January 27, 2020

Sword

A sharp boner.

Yo bitch suck my sword
NAHH you stabbed me with that last time cum straight

by Lord Word god April 6, 2020

Pork Sword

One of the rarest swords ever made. Only a few were made in the world. It is one of the deadliest swords, and that is why people stopped creating them.

"Wait Jim is that a pork sword? It is so massive."
"Thanks Matt, it's been in the family for many generations."

by True_Gamer69 April 11, 2020

Sword in the wall

When a penis is through a glory whole you violently grab it so the other participate is unable to pull out of the hole

Dude 1 "dude I kept the sword in the wall for a full minute"
Dude 2 "shit that was you?"

by FagFest March 1, 2020

Master Sword

cool light sword

master sword goes ching whoosh wham pow slash

by Dopl May 22, 2020

Scandinavian Sword Fight

A location, in Scandinavia, where a high percentage of its current population are big hairy nude men that comfortable with their bodies so they dont wear clothes.. This happens in the community water areas so there are plenty of Scandinavians with their wankers walking about, scaring tourist children along with others.

My family went on vacation in Iceland where community pools are very popular. They also do not like to wear any swimming garments so it was a Scandinavian Sword Fight.

by Farmergeoff2003 July 28, 2020