Hardcore Flipper Sideways-Saucy Lemur Switch

A sexual act in which a man flips a woman sideways and holds her as high as possible above his head while giving oral pleasure to a lemur. The woman then holds a large container of mayonnaise over herself and her partners to let it pour all over the three of them. Often times the woman will shriek like a lemur to enhance sexual excitement.

Yo dood!

whats up spankey!

so i just gave my mom a Hardcore Flipper Sideways-Saucy Lemur Switch!!

wait where did you get the lemur?

shut the fuck up or dad will spank us!!

oh, alright.....

by CivilizedGentleman July 8, 2011

I switch hit, but only in baseball

A metaphorical way of telling someone you are not bisexual and have no desire to hook up with that person. Can be used by either gay or straight people. Especially true if you are a baseball switch-hitter.

Bi person: Wanna play some ball? Those homers you hit from both sides of the plate really turn me on!!
You: Sorry, but I switch hit, but only in baseball!

by Stop the Pendulum April 25, 2006

the switch

In regions which require seasonal clothing, "the switch" is the act of switching out one season's clothes for another. It's very important not to do "the switch" too early or all the clothes you need will be in the basement, leaving you freezing or sweltering.

As Jane walked outside in her spring jacket into a blizzard, she realized she had make the switch too early.

by Beth Logan March 1, 2008

bait and switch

during the act of intercourse from the rear, the man fakes an orgasm by spitting on her back, and then letting her have it in the face once she turns around.

i gave that whore the bait and switch when i blew my muck in her grill!

by stueyscott July 3, 2005

Michigan Switch

When a group of men (presumably gay men) form a circle and put one thumb in his mouth and the other thumb in the guy's rectum in front of him. At some point, the men switch thumbs. Hmmm....nutty.....

At the campfire, the guys formed a circle and did the Michigan Switch.

by Way More Awesomer March 10, 2008

Dungle Switch

A cord or extension of rope that hangs from one's rectum.

Fred: Hey Bill, what's that string coming out of the back of your pants?

Bill: Don't touch that man, that's my dungle switch...

by Joedog727 November 9, 2012

Nintendo Switch Player

A person who wants to play all the "cool" online games with friends, but is too broke to afford a real console.

Example: Fortnite

You: Guys lets play a game
Your friend: Ok let me get on my Xbox
Other friend: Ok ima get on my PlayStation
Nintendo Switch Player: Ok I'm ready! (Grabs out of bag)

by Darth That Makes Words March 17, 2021