HAM

acronym for hot ass mess. for use when hot mess just won't suffice.

Marissa had her hair in a messy bun on top of her head, was rocking fuzzy socks and sandals with her baggy sweats and rollin up into school in an old beat up '89 honda... HAM.

by WALRANO May 10, 2011

hammed

the first level of getting drunk, hammed equates to being tipsy.

After 3 shots Brian began to feel a little hammed.

by B. Smith October 15, 2006

Spanky Ham

The coolest charchter on Drawn Together can be seen on comedy central at 10:30 PM wed nights

Spanky Ham is a very peverted pig on Drawn Together voiced by Adam Carola (sp?)

by The Col. November 27, 2004

lady ham

Vagina.

I could spend all day eating her lady ham!

by Screamapillar June 23, 2003

ham gremlin

an ugly f-ing baby, not a cute little one

Alex: “Did you see Katie’s new kid?”
Matt: “Oh, yeah! Total ham gremlin, huh?”
Alex: “…”

by babyh8r July 20, 2021

spreadable ham

Alternative name for a skateboard injury aka - Road rash - Skin abrasions from sliding on the pavement after a skateboarding accident. aka SPAM

1. Bro tried an ollie and all he got a bad case of spreadable ham

by sk8Trs July 4, 2020

Ham Strips

A euphemism for a battered, worn out pussy. An extremely blown out vagina. Thick, red, bulbous vaginal lips. A cousin of beef drapes and roast beef curtains. Not the kind of female you want to bring home to meet your parents.

"You see that girl at the club last night?"

"Yeah man, her ham strips were bursting out of her daisy dukes. Freaking gross."

by Dr. Victor Von Doom April 4, 2013