Murphy's Law of footlong-subs

If you order just one of said tasty sandwiches, you will still feel hungry afterwards, but if you ask for two of them, you will only be able to finish one, and so you'll hafta just refrigerate da second one for later.

Having a friend treat you to lunch is a classic occasion for Murphy's law of footlong-subs to pounce and embarrass you. One simple and sensible way to avoid this face-reddening situation would be if your friend both has a smaller appetite than you and likes a lot of da same kinds of filling-ingredients; in dat case, you could just order two sandwiches, eat one, have your friend consume his fill of da other one, and then give da rest to you to finish along wif your own.

by QuacksO August 15, 2025

Ninja Sub

A virgin or someone who is 13 years old

"Did he ever have sex?"
"No, he is a Ninja Sub"
"Oooh, that explains everything"

by therealpanix December 12, 2018

Meatball sub

A Meatball Sub is when you stick your cock and balls into a hamburger bun and shove it into your partners mouth.

Yesterday I gave my wife a meatball sub and she bit too hard.

by GatorMaster2112 June 14, 2018

Sub

A boy who has emotional problems.

Oh, he's a Sub. He doesn't get along well with women.

by Animarket March 17, 2021

Sub Lag

When the subtitles aren't synchronized with the sound of the movie or video you're watching.

"Something's wrong with the subtitles of the movie, they have sub lag"
"I can't understand who says what, it must have sub lag"

by space-drop May 26, 2016

Subs

Short for subwoofers. The speakers you hear that produce heart thumping bass. The louder the better.

Damnnnn those subs are BUMPIN bro

by Possibilities March 1, 2022

Sub Uber

Something that is totally not cool. Lame.

Dude 1 - i hate mediocre people
Dude 2 - yea, they are sub uber

by chinooks July 5, 2010